I need my grapes individually washed.
To be with me, you can’t just toss a bundle of them in a colander and splash some water over them. You need to scrub each grape by hand, getting off all the grit that I swear is otherwise there if you don’t.
I know. I’m not easy to love.
So if you’re trying to woo me, individually wash my grapes. I assure you, dear Reader, it works every single time.